Phelps' first book

I was surfing the Simon & Schuster upcoming books list and clicked on a listing for “Built to Succeed,” Michael Phelps new memoir about his Olympic feat. When I read it is also coming out as a book on tape, my heart froze, I started to panic. I can say with profound certainty I would rather kill myself than listen to Michael Phelps read aloud his own autobiography. Running time is 6 hours!!

Luckily they haven’t decided who gets that lucky job: “Read by: TBA.”